Funny/Scary story

So were playing Energy in the Park Berlin last weekend, it was a scorcher out. The Stage was actually on a lake, we had to take a boat to the stage, very cool.
The German label did us major proud by have us stay in a 5 star hotel.. Not the norm for us trust me.. so we decide to live it up a little, towels and bathrobes at dawn. they had an AMAZING spa area, pool, steam rooms the lot. So the crew and ourselves go and treat ourselves to a few hours of pampering, again which we never get to do.. Obviously, have you seen us? We did it in style though our good oul Glen hooks us all up with the finest Bavarian Beer, Super stuff.. anyway Im done so I head to the dressing room with Colin, one of our crew. We're half naked in there when low and behold an Old woman walks in.. We stood there shocked thinking this is someone's grandmother, She's obviously is a little senile or something she didn't look at the sign on the door.. but whatever, we CANNOT see her naked, no F!@£$%kin way! i would be scared for life. so as she drops her gown off the 2 of us bolt out of the room to the receptionist to explain the scenario.. She was well embarrassed and ran into the mens dressing room to tell the old woman what's she's done.. (Scared 2 irish men) shortly after the receptionist returns with the reddest face I've EVER seen. and proceeded to snap my head off, saying, "Sir, thats a MAN! not an Old Woman!!! and HE'S a VIP guest at that" and then ran off to die somewhere in a corner (she obviously was scared after seeing his meat and 2 veg) .. HOLY CRAP! we nearly died! hahaha.. we had no choice but to return to the scene to get our clothes back, which we left behind in the panic. the Old Man (debatable) started to shout at us in German, we laughed so hard we couldn't make out a word he was saying, not that I can understand german but I did hear some words which led me to believe he was pissed due to the Receptionist walking in on him naked!!!!!

I had to share that with you lot i know your sick minds would appreciate it too..

Peace

Mark